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Membership Rules

iACE Officers 600

Mission Statement:

To eat chicken-wings, drink beer or wine, in good companionship, good fellowship, and good friendship.

Vision Statement:

To surround ourselves with fun, generally happy and pleasant people and to keep away from grumps, grouches, malcontents, whinies and heinies, misanthropes, and otherwise negative persons. To realize that those with whom we socialize, what we read, watch and listen to have a large effect on how we feel and think. To not allow anyone to drag us down by the negative and to be wary of voices that only see life from a negative perspective.


“Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.”
Marcus Aurelius

“Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.”
Marcel Proust




  1. Membership is by invitation only: All new members must be sponsored by a current member. Groupies, Associate Members, Occasional Members, Visitors, Relatives, and any other attendees of iACE functions shall abide by the same rules and expectations as Official Members.

  2. Anyone in violation of our Mission & Vision Statement will be frowned upon and not invited back for additional wing-fests.

  3. Membership dues are: A $20.00 (a.k.a. Andrew Jackson) bill per wing-fest meeting, per person, be it as a guest of the member, the member themselves or any other good natured chicken-wing groupie who may pass by.
    1. In addition, each member is responsible for an equal portion of any outstanding expense after the membership dues have been used on the tab of the wing-fest afternoon.
    2. Any funds left from the $20.00 dues goes to the treasury to be saved for future events.


  1. Association Officers:

    1. The President shall be known as George Washington
      1. The President has no duties other than to cross the Delaware River on occasion.

    2. The Vice-President shall be known as John Adams
      1. The Vice-President is required to take over the responsibilities of the President should the President be unable not to do anything.

    3. The Secretary shall be known as Martha Washington
      1. The Secretary is required to make notation if the President, or in the event of his or her incapacity, the Vice-President, is caught doing something when they aren’t supposed to be doing anything.
      2. Assists the Treasurer in performing basic math skills, such as calculate an appropriate tip for the chicken-wing server.

    4. The Treasurer shall be known as Thomas Jefferson
      1. The Treasurer will collect the membership dues and accept the bill from the chicken-wing server, calculate how many $20.00 bills are need to be presented and with the assistance of the Secretary, calculate an appropriate tip for the chicken-wing server.

    5. The Foreign Secretary shall be known as Benjamin Franklin
      1. The Foreign Secretary will gather suggestions from the membership for any changes of venue for any future meetings.
      2. Responsibility for tabulating any vote required to settle the place for the next meeting falls to the Foreign Secretary, who will report to everyone in a boisterous and happy voice the final decision.

    6. iACE Members will be known as the General Rabble
      1. The General Rabble is required to be of good nature in accordance to the iACE Mission and Vision statements.

  2. Drunks are skunks: Share a plate of chicken-wings. Be a friend. Sip your beer or wine. Know when to quit.
    1. An inebriated member will be gently delivered to their home.
      1. Naked.

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